Frumpy old ladies should not be judges

I should inform the readers of this blog that our Goo was not chosen as the winner of the cutest baby contest. She wasn't even a top three finisher (she was a finalist...but whoop-de-do). I should point out that the judging was done by 2 older than Methuselah myopic grannies with little sense of cute. Old...like..."remember when the flying air mobile was invented?" old. They wouldn't know cute if I were to slap them in the face. I should send the assassination monkey after them. How do they not call this cute?!