you KNOW it isn't the apartment for you when...

...you Google the name of the complex to find details & pictures, and come up with this:

Two Portland men shot dead in Rockwood on New Year’s Eve

About halfway down the article it reads:

Detectives and crime scene investigators began interviewing friends and relatives of the victim and canvassed the neighborhood. During the investigation, police found a second body behind a building in The Pines apartment complex, just north of the Barberry Village apartments. The body was that of Willy Lewis Butler, 18, of Portland.

Police expanded the crime scene to include the second victim’s location and began interviewing residents of The Pines apartments.

So The Pines will probably not make a great home for our family. Good to know now, rather than when we move in and happen to find a dead body. Or become the dead body.